Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

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What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

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What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

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how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

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A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

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Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

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whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

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A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

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how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

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What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

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Connor is homosexuaI

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

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Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

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Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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