- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

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