Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

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Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

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Let's get some comments on this one! Everyone add a comment with a quote from a movie! I'll thumbs-up the best comments!

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A Hispanic walks into an alleyway and sees two of his rich friends. He desperately needs money and only has enough time to shoot one of them because he sees the police following him. He decides which one to shoot... Wait, if he has enough time to think about this shouldn't he just shoot both of them?

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Roses are red Violets are blue this doesn't rhyme i like trains.

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A man walks into a bar, little did he know it was a gay bar and a few of the regulars were drinking and got overly aggressive the unaware man was then forced into the bathroom and raped by the aggressive gay lovers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there are many theories as to why the aforementioned chicken crossed the aforementioned road. The most plausible is that the chicken was wandering around, when it came upon a road. Being a chicken, it did not know the dangers of crossing it, and proceeded to.

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So the priest took the 6 year old boy into the confessional...and He told him to say 3 Hail Mary's.

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

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Why was the man sad His got raped

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A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

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Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

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Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

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Katy Perry

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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