- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why did you poop because you are a poop

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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