Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

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What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

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What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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matt is fat

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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