- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

who is gay wit mon james cornish

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

What's the new green? Green

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

knock knock Dave's not here.

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

Wanna hear a joke? no

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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