Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

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