- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

Women's rights

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

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