- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

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