- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

Why do fat people commit suicide

Jacob Edwards has friends.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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