- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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