catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

Joesph Triphook.

someone jumped off a bridge he died

An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

What is white and black and red all over.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

What is square and grey? A grey square.

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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