What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

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How old are you? 7

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

knock knock Goodbye

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Anti Joke

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