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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here

So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

Whats funny? Your face.

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