- Anti Joke

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.