- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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