- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

Have you ever heard of a goose?

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

destiny

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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