- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

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