How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

Women's rights

Whats the defination of cruelty

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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