What long black and tasty? Licorice

How High is a Chinese man

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

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