KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

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What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

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A rabbit hops into a bar and sits on a stool, he then asks for a carrot, the barman didn't have a clue what he said because it was a rabbit so gives him a carrot to be generous. The bar door slams open and animal control put him in a cage and take him away. The moral of the story is that you should never let rabbits in your bar.

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How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

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A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

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**** *** *** ****** *** ** *** ***? ***** I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was **** hilarious.

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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the middle names."

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Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

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whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

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why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

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A dog walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "What can I get for you?" The dog replies "1 beer please." shocked at the dogs English the bartender sprints out of the bar in terror

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Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

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What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

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What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

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A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

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Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

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Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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