YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

Why did Suzy drop her ball? Because roughly 5 years ago she was part of a car crash violently tearing off both of her arms. Knock knock. Who's there. NOT SUZY!

My, you you... SEDUCER! XD, and there I go proving your point by going uppercase XD

Why was the asian a bad driver? Because while he was driving a leprechaun was punching him in the face.

So a dolphin is dropped off at a park and dies because he was out of the water to long.

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

How do prevent a black man from robbing your house? Lock you doors and perhaps get an up-to-date security system.

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Oh you're dating my ex? Do you want my unfinished sandwhich too? And my old shoes? And a couple of my shirts I don't wear anymore? How about a my toys I used to play with? Or my spoiled pickle that's been in my car for about a year and a half after I went to the mall with my friends, we watched a movie, I don't remember which one it was but it was funny, then after that we went to McDonald's and it was the first time I heard of McGangbang and it was pretty good. After that I think we went to Jerry's cousin's house, he was a cool guy until I found out that he likes Tyga, so I ended up never talking to him again.... I went off topic, sorry

What did the lawyer say to the lawyer We are both lawyers

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? Perhaps he was doing a project on tree-life.

A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. When they both begin to pee, the white man looks over at the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels slightly depressed over his closet homosexuality. Both men leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself asleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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