Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

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Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

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A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

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knock knock go away

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

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kkkk

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

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Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

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A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

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Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

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What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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