- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

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