- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

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