- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

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