- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

This is a joke.

knock knock who's there? faith

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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