Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

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Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

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What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

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whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

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A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

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what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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Yamum is so poor that she has trouble supporting herself and paying her own bills. Subsiqeunetly she had her electricity and home phone cut off, not that she would have any use for a home phone with her electricity cut off anyway. She sits on her bed and cries herself to sleep each night and has been thrown into depression due to her spiraling financial debts of which she can see no end to. This has led to several attempts to take her own life to hopefully finally find a way out of her misery and debt.

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Continents are large islands.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

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911 jokes are just plane wrong

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What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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