what's pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Sosiopath vs How I met your mother: BABABABABA BABABA RARARA LALALA ETC YOU GOT THE DRILL Kids, this is how I met your mother. I saw her at some store, I said "Hey sexy" She told me to fuck off, so I raped her, got out of prison years later, and kids, that is how I met your mother. ...Why I am leaving? Did I ever fucking say I was your father? I Just came here to tell you I raped and killed her after serving my time which was about 2 minutes, so kids, that is how I killed your mother. YOU ARE WELCOME BY THE WAY!Ungrateful kids. Moral of the story: If they are your kids, just say no and get away, and kill Robin for better television. Sociopath vs Grounded for life Moral: Shot the little kid, nobody will notice, not even his own family.Heck if you look at episode 34 you can see a tall handsome dude choking the life of a little boy in the background, and then letting him go just before he passes out and chokes him again? FUN FOR HOURS!

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What happens when you cross a porcupine, a beaver, a duck, a go-cart, a dinosaur, a star, a cheap "Big 'n Beey" bathroom, and the cookie monster? Justin Bieber. XD

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2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

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What did the chicken say to the butcher? Moo.

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What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

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You know what's funny? A well told joke

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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