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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.