How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

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how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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read this sentence again.

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What's big and purple? Barney

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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I went to work today....

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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so the weather's nice...

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A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

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guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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