- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

You were born.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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