- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

Yo Momma So Fat!

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

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