What is not funny Bad jokes!????

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

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Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

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Julian Ha.

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:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

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A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

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RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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