- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

Ich bin nicht der Anführer

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

I think everybody should have a penis.

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

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