A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

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I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

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How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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