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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

justin beiber sucks

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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