- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Q: What has the exact same colors as the gay flag but are sometimes hilarious? A: Clowns.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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