- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

Jordan is pregant

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

wanna hear a joke womens rights

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Canadians

What did john say to bob Hey bob

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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