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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

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