- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

ask me if i am a tree. no.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

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