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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

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What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

Knock knock. *Silence Knock knock *silence Knock knock *Silence KNOCK KNOCK. *Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago