What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

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What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

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What's the difference between a lamp?

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What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

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who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

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Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

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So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

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Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

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I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

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What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

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i put a oie in the oven, it baked

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

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Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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