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Are You A Zombie?

  • you can not drive a plane you can fly a plane through the air or taxi a plane on the ground

  • I thought it was Denzel Washington

  • From the OC

  • You guys are nerds. Do we really need to get technical?

  • You can't tuna fish!

  • this joke is best when you say it out loud cuz after the person answers "i dont know" you say, "...a pilot.....you racist"

  • http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/drive Some people need to learn that the word drive isn't specific to cars and can also mean to operate any vehicle/ more expanded meanings. It can be considered correct usage to say drive a plane (especially outside of the U.S.) as it isn't as narrow a term as assumed in these comments.

  • you drive a plane with your feet.

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