how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

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Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

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What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

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So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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