- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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