- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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