- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

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