What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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your life

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Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

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Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

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Eric is gay Ha

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

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