- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

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