how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

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what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

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I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

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A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

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a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

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A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

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Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

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Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

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How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

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I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

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If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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