Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

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Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

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The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

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What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

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Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

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I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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