how do you boil oil? add b to oil

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What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

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What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

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Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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hey guys im gay

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whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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