what's white and 10 inches? nothing....

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

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Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

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Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

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Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

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Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

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this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

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