- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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