A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

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Who is it?

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roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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10inch nice

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

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Knock knock Whos there An axe murderer oh sweet come on in.... dinners on the stove and i am here all alone

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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