How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

The duck didn't cross the road.

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Chick Norris... Enough said

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...