- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

nolan is gay

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

A black student graduated High School

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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