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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

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