- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

So these two girls have a cup .

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

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