Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

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your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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