Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

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Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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