- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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