- Anti Joke

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

What stops a train? A missile

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

i had sex.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??