- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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