Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

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A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

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Why are pills white? Cause they work.

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Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

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U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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If you have a stroke, call 000

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

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2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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