Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

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A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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