- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

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