- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Once upon a time, people died. It was happening all over the land. They didn't LIVE happily ever after... since they died. The end... for them.

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

Stephen Hawking

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

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