What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

knock knock who's there ?

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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