Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

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- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

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How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

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What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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