- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

You had better thumbs up this post.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

Vagina cream... end of story

What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??