A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

What is green and slow Grass.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

A woman walks into a bar.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Matt is a Duster!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

A woman walks into a bar.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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