- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

What is worst than 1 baby dead in a microwave? 2 babies dead in the same microwave !

A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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