- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

AIDS

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

What's funny? Women's rights.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

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