i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

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why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

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Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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