knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

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My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

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Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

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roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

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Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

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Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

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What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

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What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

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Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

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what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

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Did u know that 10/10 people die?

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

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An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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