Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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