- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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