that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

girls basketball

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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