- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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