- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Except it's not usually a rectangular or love heart shaped... nor does it contain small expensive assorted candy... life may not also contain nuts... or be devoured by our fellow human... Life is not like a box of chocolates

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

so...um, yeah

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

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