Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

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Why couldn't Jimmy have his birthday party at the park? Because little Jimmy passed away several months ago from the result of a vicious genocide committed by a man who didn't properly understand the affect that maiming human beings has on the friends and family members of the person; he was sentenced to jail for a fair and reasonable time for the punishment of the crime he committed in the past.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

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i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

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Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

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A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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