- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

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You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

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