Knock Knock. Doors open

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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