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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

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