I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

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Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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A boy with red hair is happy.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

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How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

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Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

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How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

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What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

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Knock, Knock! Go away!

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

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Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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