Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

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What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

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whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

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Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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civil rights

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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Where's my baby??

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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