- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

I literally died laughing

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

Waffles ate my grandma

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