What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

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There was a boy named Steven, a son of a rich business man. Steven was an interesting child though, as he always kept care to one of his possessions. That possession being a plain, old, brown box. On Steven's fourth birthday his father said he could have anything in the world he wanted, just name it. Steven said he wanted two quarters to put in his box. The father agreed and gave his son two quarters to put in his box. Every year the father would say he could have anything he wished for, and Steven just asked for two quarters. Nothing more. On Steven's 18th birthday he got into a severe car crash. The father stood over the hospital bed where Steven lay. "I can get you the best doctors in the world. They can save you, please let me get you this for your birthday!" The boy shook his head. "All I want is two quarters" Steven replied. The father was distraught. "Son, tell me why you've wanted these two quarters every year you have been alive instead of anything else in the world". The boy complied. "Fine I'll tell you." Then Steven died before he could tell the father. The End.

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

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kkkk

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roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

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Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

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SUCK MY NUTS

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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a. why? b. because I wanted

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

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What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

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What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

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How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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