You know whats funny? Women's rights

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WHAT'S THE ANSWER?! WHAT DO YAH MEAN YA DUNNO?!

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

I love pissing people off :P

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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