What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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