- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

Badabing.

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

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