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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

Jeff

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

A terrorist robs a walrus.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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