- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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