What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

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what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

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So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

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A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

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Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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