- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

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What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

what happens when you shoot a piece of soup It dies

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

Wanna hear a story bout my uncle turza.... My uncle turza was eating fruit loops one day and there was a squirrel in the trre from 2 days ago he got angry because the spoon was from the phillipines so he punched a whole in the wall and his half uncle cousins sister had a cage.... True story

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