- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

You dropped something.... Yo lip

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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