- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

roses are red violets are indigo

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

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