- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

So a seal walks into a club.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

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