what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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How long does it take a person to steal a television? Many variables could determine said ability to successfully steal a television. Such variables depend on sub-variables such as weight of the television, whether the television is a store, an upper-class citizen's home, or in a "ghetto" apartment. A main variable could be the race of the thief in question. African Americans are scientifically more likely to steal a television faster compared to a Caucasian. Yet a downside to being an African American is the fact that they are more likely to be called in for questioning or arrested on the spot at their broken down home. Caucasians are less likely to be questioned and if caught will most likely obtain the proper amount of bribery money in which to pay off the police.

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

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What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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Whats funny? Your face.

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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