What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

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How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

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What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

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yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

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A storm be brewin!

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Emily Walker.

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

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What comes after 69? 70

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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men's rights activists

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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