Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

ure mama's so fat

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

it was all Tagart

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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