What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

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why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

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what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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Obama lin Baden.

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

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Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

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Christ is a conspiracy

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

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Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

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A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

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What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

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knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

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How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

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What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

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How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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