- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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