- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

cancer

gingers

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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