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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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