- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

a man makes a bad joke

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

taking out the trash... at night

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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