Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

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yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

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You dropped something.... Yo lip

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Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

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"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

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SHUT UP JP

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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What african eat for christmas Sand.

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Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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