I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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A blonde girl walks into a car.

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A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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Excuse me, I have a shitload of stuff to do, so you are Eliza huh? I thought that was just one person conveying something to someone. Anyway, what is your name? My name is actually Nero, but you do not strike me as an Eliza, first name is more than enough. You know, if you dare, Ill be back shortly, I was gonna shower but then again, I haven't moved at all today, so yeah. Saved you? I have never saved anyone well, excuse me then, see you around, worry less about people bothering with us chatting, hell they might risk learning something (not a chance, people here are fucking jackasses, with one exception, and I do not mean me this time).

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HEY!

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What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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poopoo

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

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Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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