Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

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Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

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A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

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So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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Not even I believe you will ever know yourself that well ever Nero, you see what you created as a false illusion, as all of your, or rather our effort for nothing, as a pathetic attempt to create heaven on earth. In my eyes, you succeeded in doing so, and if it where for you, or more people such as yourself and I, it would have lasted, stop trying to give people what they do not deserve, and remember that making others happy will never cure the sadness and pain deep within you, only cover it. Stop fleeing from yourself, stay, get to know yourself.

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

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A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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Pickles

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Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

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KOOKABURRA

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big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

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