- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

A mormon walks into a bar.

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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