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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

How old is victor? Half past dead

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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