Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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