- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

what happens when you shoot a piece of soup It dies

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "What will it be tonight?" He then promptly remembers he is on anti-joke.co but is too late to react. The horse has already shit on the floor. This is the fifth time this week that this has happened.

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