Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

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Transformers: Shadow of the Dark Risen Monday. The Autobots starring in more explosions, more random fighting! Zero narrative nor explanations! One constant explosion trough the whole movie! But do not worry! Did you believe that the final battle versus Optimus Prime and his evil Dimensional counterpart Optimal Evilus would be the ones fighting at standing at the end? NO! This is far more exciting! 16 year old Nick is seeking the love of his life in the 42 year old grandmother Mirabella Torres, and ends up proving his love by pushing the button that instantly kills Optimal Evilus`s ultimate form Evilus Supreme! "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?" Honest reviews. "Yeah we love it that part where Optimus Prime forgets who is fighting and beats the shit out of Jazz and his totally non racist MonkeyBot Obamabus, seriously, this needs to die" Transformers lovers. "You gotta love that scene where Megatron starts blowing up his own allies because explosions!" Transformersmoviefans.com. "So why did Optimus Prime refuse to kill his Evil dimensional brother thing? I mean he was from another dimension, why did he go around like "NO HE IS MY BROTHER IN SOME DIMENSION! YOU MUST INSERT THE SPARK INSIDE ME DEEP INSIDE ME NICKY! DEEPER!" People Magazine. "So this time they just made the Decepticon`s weakness a button so small only a human can push it huh?" People... Just people. "MY EAAAAAAAAARSSSS!" MICHAELBAYGAVEMEPTSD.ORG. Moral: Wow it says skynet is watching all the time now at solvemedia, unexpected considering the first thing I posted was the terminator XXXV thing. So, is it some sort of easter egg feature? I mean I would not believe myself if someone told me that.... Which is actually what makes this kinda creepy...

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

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Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

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What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

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Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

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a man checks his mypsace

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yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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Anti Joke

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