An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

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i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

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