- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

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