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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

silver bullet?

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

sfdg

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

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