Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Obama lin Baden.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

You know whats funny? Women's rights

You had better thumbs up this post.

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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