A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

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Knock knock *open*

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What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

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What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

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What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

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Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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An orphan falls off a cliff.

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

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your a vagina says you, you're a tit

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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