what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

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