- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

white or wheat? wheat please.

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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