Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

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I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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