- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

The chickens have become self-aware!

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

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