Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

knock knock whos there your mother open the door

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

What ryhmes with turtle rape

Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

What's one plus one? two.

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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