- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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