What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

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why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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How high is the sky? True or False

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Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

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What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

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Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

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You just read this ..

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How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

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i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

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Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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