Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

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