- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

A drunk guy walks into a car

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

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