- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

How do you tell a bunch of Chinese people apart? Go up to each one and ask them their first and last names. The chances of any of them being the same is quite slim, giving each person their own identity.

Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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