- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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