- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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