A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

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What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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Everybody love food when they are hungry

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A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

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why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

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Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

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Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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