- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

This is an anti-joke.

What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

I went to work today....

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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