- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Amanda Knox walks home free.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

Barack Obama is a good president.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

What stops a train? A missile

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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