what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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My Nan, that is all.

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How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

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why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

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why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

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AAAnd that did not totally send a rush of sweet endorphin's up my spine, I think myself of as really really blunt, I value individualism rather than complete assimilation, I think that, if people want to hear my opinion, they ask me, and if they want to hear what they want to hear, they can ask... Pff, anybody else. I end up insulting a lot of people literally asking for it, but moments like these make it all worth it. I am also extremely superstitious, the catchphra states "Grain of salt" so I wont take your comment completely... I am just screwing around...

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde got angry and called the cops, who proceeded to come and arrest him.

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like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

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Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

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