- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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mom:why oh why are you such an idiotic nuisance? bobby:THATS HOW YOU WANTED ME BORN!!REMEMBER?you asked the doctor to put something in me to make me so stupid i wouldnt remember WHO gave birth to me!!

This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

How many blondes does it take to dye their own hair black and act in an intelligent, sensible manner?

Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

What's worse than bombs? Nukes

whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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