A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

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Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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Amanda Knox walks home free.

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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salad days!

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How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

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Anti Joke

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