why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

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Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

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why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

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It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

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what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

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Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

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