- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

You're so sweet I have diabetes

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

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