Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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Roses are red, yup.

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Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

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PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

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what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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Why can't jokes spit?

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Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

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Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

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a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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