- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

Amanda Knox walks home free.

Barack Obama is a good president.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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