some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

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womans having rights.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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