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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

A baby seal walks into a club.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

Women deserve equal rights.

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A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

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