- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Dead girls can't say no.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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