- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

Christ is a conspiracy

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

kennah campion when she talks

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