- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

You're so sweet I have diabetes

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

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