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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

What did Steven Hawking get for Christmas? ------ ------ ------ A bike.

How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

If your falling up a ladder and your canoe runs out of gas, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog houes? A. George Washington B. India C. Blue Answer: False

What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

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