- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

Sixty... eight

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

why was the cat black it was a black cat

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

every knight i see an owl at window

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

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