- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

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