A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

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What? Huh?

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Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

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Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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