- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. Hint. Hint.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

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