Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

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Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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