Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

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To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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say it ten times fast: oh

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a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

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What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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