- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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