- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

knock knock Goodbye

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

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