Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

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Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

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Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

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What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

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how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

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A used condom filled with water and left on a radiator makes an ideal and inexpensive lava lamp.

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How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking

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Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

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What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

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What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

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What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

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Why did the black man have drugs? He had a very serious medical condition that involved putting himself at a high risk at any time without proper medications, therefore he requires drugs to sustain him and hopefully prevent him from dying. To immediately believe that he was in possession of illegal drugs is a very racist assumption that is representative of one of the numerous racial problems that faces our society today.

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