- Anti Joke

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.