- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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