One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Waseem is a hard worker.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

69...you know how awkward this is now...

Barack Obama is a good president.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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