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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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