How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

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Q- Why? A- Why not?

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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8===D

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j.p. is dumb

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girls basketball

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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