- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

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