- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

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