what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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SHUT UP JP

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

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what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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