- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

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