- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

What is black, white and red all over? Something that pertains those characteristics

Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are also red, "Honey, please call the fire department!"

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