How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

What is brown and sticky? A stick

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

pretty soon we'll all be dead

Chuck Norris.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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