- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

One time at band camp.............that's it........

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

can you touch your toes? no

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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