- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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