Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

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Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

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I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

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women's rights, lol

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

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whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

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Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

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Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

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Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

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How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

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Your moms so stupid that she called me to get my number

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A white man, a black man, and an Arab man are standing in a room. Who stole your wallet? No one, you suffer from ALS and therefore do not carry a wallet because you have no way in which to use it. To top it all off your medical bills are so high that your family would be financially better if you were to die and your dream of being an entrepreneur is slipping away as you realize that pitching an idea is difficult in a monotonous drone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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