- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks: "How's the family?" The Horse says: "they are fine." Everyone runs out screaming because Horses can't talk, except the bartender. He has a mental illness.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse stares eats an apple and trots out... Horses can't speak therefore do not understand the question and cannot reply

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