You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Your're racist.

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

you see theres this guy.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

why did the zebra cross the road?

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

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