- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

Two ducks are in a bathtub. One duck says, "Hey, pass me the soap." The other duck says, "What do I look like, a type writer?"

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

Why did the Billy flunk the test? His parents were killed in a refridgerator

whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

woman's rights

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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