To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

A: Knock Knock B: 7

A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

I had a submarine.... once

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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