- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

Then none of us want to be right.

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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