- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

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