Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

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Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

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"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

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roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

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why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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