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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

Waffles ate my grandma

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

What fires shots? A gun

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

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