- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

Katy Perry

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

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