What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

Knock Knock No solicitors

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

okay so theres this guy.

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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