- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

it was all Tagart

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

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