When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

this website is a bad joke

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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