Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

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How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

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What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

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So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

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What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

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when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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