- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

Sarah Palin.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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