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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

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