What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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