- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

Get up Look in the mirror

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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