Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

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TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

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The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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Get up Look in the mirror

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

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Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

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What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

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What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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