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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

What did the homeless man say to his family? Nothing. His family left him after he lost his job.

What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

So after 2 years of dating, the man thought the woman actually loved him. So to find out they took a ski trip and during their day they were on the chairlift and the man asked the woman "Do you love me?" The woman replied "No...I'm just in it for the sex, but that's a nice ski mask you have on"

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

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