What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

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1+2 = 6

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

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poo

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Chuck Norris.

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Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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