When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

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How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

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Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

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An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

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There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

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I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

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I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

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Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

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what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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