an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

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How many unicorns does it take to change a lightbulb? Unicorns do not use lightbulbs, their technology (magic) is way too advanced to waste fossil fuels and pollute the air. Also, you can't change a lightbulb with hooves. ;)

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What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

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What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

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whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

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A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

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Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

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How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking

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A used condom filled with water and left on a radiator makes an ideal and inexpensive lava lamp.

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I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

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Why did the black man have drugs? He had a very serious medical condition that involved putting himself at a high risk at any time without proper medications, therefore he requires drugs to sustain him and hopefully prevent him from dying. To immediately believe that he was in possession of illegal drugs is a very racist assumption that is representative of one of the numerous racial problems that faces our society today.

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What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

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Why are stand up comedians called stand up comedians? Because they are standing up while telling jokes, dumby.

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

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How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

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The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

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