Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

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A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

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whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

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Why did the black man have drugs? He had a very serious medical condition that involved putting himself at a high risk at any time without proper medications, therefore he requires drugs to sustain him and hopefully prevent him from dying. To immediately believe that he was in possession of illegal drugs is a very racist assumption that is representative of one of the numerous racial problems that faces our society today.

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A used condom filled with water and left on a radiator makes an ideal and inexpensive lava lamp.

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How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

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What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

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roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

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Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

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What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

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How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

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What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

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Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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