What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

I'm going as the joker for halloween

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

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Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

Flowers are colors Love me

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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