How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

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Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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Whats the leading cause of death Life.

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A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

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What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

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Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

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why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

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A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

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Anti Joke

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