- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

Flowers are colors Love me

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

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