- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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