- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

Manchester City

Chuck Norris is dead......

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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