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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Nothing, they're extinct.

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

Justin Beiber

What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

Why couldn't my grandpa use a cell phone? He didn't have hands.

Yo momma is so old that she will be moved to a nursing home next week.

what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

who else is on here?

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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