- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

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