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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Asians.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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