Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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kieran is a homosexual

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

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The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

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An american family is picknicking on the bottom of the ocean. They are eating french fries, big mac's, chicken mc nuggets and drinking coca cola, some slurpies too, all purchased at the local mac donalds near lyndon blvd, in chevy chase near that weird house with the toothless lady that always smiles and then all of a sudden frowns at you, often wearing either a dark green or mint green dress. Spongebob squarepants comes drifting by dead in circular pants and little Sally, their youngest daughter asks a question, which cannot be heard because they're underwater.

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What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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