- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

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My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

Jordan is pregant

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

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