- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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