- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

Seriosly. too much sex again?

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

Q: What did the forgetful person say to the other? A:

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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