- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Women's Rights.

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

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