why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

the NAACP

A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

poop

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Stephen Hawking

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

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