How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

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A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

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1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

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Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

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Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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