A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

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What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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