- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

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Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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