Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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