- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

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