- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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