- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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