- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

A Mormon walks into a bar

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Stop procrastinating.

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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