- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

Q: How many dwarfs does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1 or 2. One to change the light bulb and maybe another one to guards the staircase for the safety of the first one when the ceiling is too high (Wich happens almost every time because they are dwarfs.)

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

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