so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

What is older than history?

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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