- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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