whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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class is canceled. My professor died.

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

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What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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