A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Question:Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Answer:Because she had no arms or legs. Question:What did little Susie get for Christmas? Answer: a bike, and cancer Question: what did little Susie get next Christmas? Answer: nothing, she didn't live that long... Knock knock Who's there Not little Susie

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

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knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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