- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

what this: b a dead one of these: p

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

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