There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

There's my tractor.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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