- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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