What do you get when you cross a chicken and a turkey? Just a sort of mixed bird thing.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

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A woman tells her boyfriend that shes going shopping. Later that day the boyfriend sees her in an alley giving a blow job to a stranger so he says "What are you doing here?"

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How Many polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, one person is capable of screwing in a light bulb. Unless they were mentally challenged, in which case, they would get someone else to do it for them.

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What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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speak now or forever hold your pee

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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Smeg...

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

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Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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