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what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

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Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

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How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

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Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

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Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

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Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

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Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

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My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

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theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

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On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

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Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

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What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

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How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

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A guy at a baseball game....

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what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

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chinga tue madre Ryan

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sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

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