What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

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Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

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What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

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Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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