- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

A penis walks into a bar..

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

HELLO EVERYONE

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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