Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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