Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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miha kako si?

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This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

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A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

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What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

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why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

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Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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a man checks his mypsace

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

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A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

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What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

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A man walked into a bar owch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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