What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

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Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

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How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

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What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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Anti Joke

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