- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

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