- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

A man walks into a bar. Ow

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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