- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

who is really lanky? james cornish

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

In soviet Russia...things are different

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

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