What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

who is really lanky? james cornish

In soviet Russia...things are different

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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