- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Alchohol.

kieran is a homosexual

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