- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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