Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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